The scourge of Portland, Maine's tourism board. Celebrity Handshake live under their docks slamming beers, hurling rocks, and rumbling the boardwalks. Scaring away all locals and tourists in their wake. Grunt, grind, and gruel of the highest order. Buy it all, and buy it all twice because this is gonna send your needle jumping. About as pretty as beach sludge. How's anybody else supposed to do the ugly with these guys around?